I'm allergic to... - 03/31/14

  I never knew it, but it turns out I'm allergic to something. (Fill in your punch line here.) We had an allergist come in this morning on our show and test us for allergies. The nurse pricked our arms with seven different pins, all which would reflected reactions to common allergens. 
  The doctor said that I'm allergic to dust mites and cats. My wife will be ecstatic. She's a clean freak and anything that encourages eliminating dirt of any kind will make her life just a little better. I'm also allergic to cats, which is a surprise to me as a former cat owner -- at one time I had eight.
  My dog will be even happier than my wife to hear that.

 

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Last Update on August 01, 2014 07:08 GMT

DOGHOUSE ARREST

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) -- He went from the doghouse to the jailhouse. Police in Rapid City, South Dakota, report busting a suspected liquor thief who was hiding in a doghouse. According to authorities, 22-year-old Joseph Decory swiped three bottles of booze from a convenience store. Officers say he made his getaway in a van with three other people. Those three were later arrested and officers found a barefoot Decory hiding in a doghouse. When he refused to come out, police used pepper spray on him. The Rapid City Journal reports Decory's shoes were found at the store's parking lot.

CHOPPER PILOT-FAKE NAME

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- Live from our News Chopper -- the pilot doesn't have a legal pilot's license. Federal prosecutors say John Dial has pleaded guilty to identity theft charges. He worked for years as a Northern California helicopter news pilot. Authorities say he also used a phony name and forged documents to fly for an air ambulance service. He now faces two years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

BEER RECALL

BEND, Ore. (AP) -- Would you drink "Swill?" Well, the brewers of Swill beer have issued a voluntary recall. A Bend, Oregon, brewery says there have been reports of beer gushing from bottles and one bottle of Swill breaking. Swill is a sour, fruit beer. Brewery officials tell the Bend Bulletin some of the beer continues to ferment in the bottles, increasing carbonation and pressure.

GOOD GRAMMAR BANDIT

DENVER (AP) -- The Good Grammar Bandit has struck again. The FBI says the robber gives tellers demand notes that are perfectly typed, spelled and punctuated. He's suspected of hitting three more banks in the Denver area in July. The Good Grammar Bandit is also wanted in connection with four other bank heists in the area in less than a week in April.

 
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