Hey, we won! Let's destroy something! - 04/08/14

I'll preface this blog by warning it's a bit of a rant but I know there are a lot of you who agree with me.

I don't get it.
I just don't get it.
WHY do people destroy things when they're happy?
Do sports fans sit around and think "hey, my team just won, I'm going to set a couch on fire!"

Granted, there may be alcohol involved in these decisions, but trashing something when you're thrilled doesn't make sense.  I'd like to pick the brain of a psychologist to get some answers.

I don't have one at my disposal, so I Googled "why do people destroy things when they're happy?" and these headlines popped up:

  1. How Not to Destroy Your Marriage: 8 Tips for Staying a Happy Couple

  2. 6 Things Happy People Never Do - Marc and Angel Hack Life

  3. 8 Bad Reasons to Break Up - eHarmony Advice

  4. 5 clues you're stuck in a dysfunctional relationship

  5. Top 10 Things Women Do To Destroy Their Marriage

So I Googled "why do sports fans burn couches?" and got these headlines:

Photos: Kentucky Fans Are Rioting, Starting Fires After Win Over ...

Kentucky wins basketball game over rival, fans burn couches in ...

WVU takes credit for couch-burning craze that has caught fire at UK ...

IMHO, it's dumb.   It wastes resources and money and it's dangerous.  Setting fires, fighting, flipping cars: these are the kinds of things that happen in war zones or during riots of protest against governments.  These shouldn't be the kinds of things that sports fans do to celebrate victory. 

What if 8 year old little league players won their regional and celebrated by torching the concession stand?  What if little gymnasts celebrated winning a state meet by taking chainsaws to their playgrounds?  Make sense?  Nope.  But that's the kind of example being set by a bunch of morons who apparently don't know any better.


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LEE'S SUMMIT, Mo. (AP) -- The Royals could have used Mickey Cobb's ring last night. Cobb was Kansas City's long-time athletic trainer. He says some crooks have ripped-off his 1985 World Series Championship ring. Cobb tells WDAF-TV the ring is a good luck charm. He had hoped to wear it as the Royals opened the American League Division Series against Houston. The Royals lost to the Astros in Game 1, 5-2.


LOS ANGELES (AP) -- That's a wrap -- for filming at L.A. public schools. The Los Angeles Unified School District has temporarily banned movie and TV filming on campuses. The move follows a report that a porno was shot at Hamilton High School, including a scene featuring public nudity in the school's front parking lot. KNBC-TV also reports some productions caused parking problems for teachers and led to classes being relocated or cancelled sports practices. The district has earned an estimated $10 million from filming over the past five years.


TACOMA, Wash. (AP) -- Hey buddy, can you spare some pandas? That was the gist of a message sent by Washington state lawmakers to Chinese President Xi Jinping (shee jihn-peeng). The Chinese leader visited the U.S. last month, including a stop in Washington state. State lawmakers gave the Chinese president a letter asking that his nation consider lending pandas to the Pacific Northwest. One state senator tells the News Tribune in Tacoma that it could take a year or more for pandas to arrive if the Chinese want to proceed. Only four zoos in the U.S. have pandas, including the National Zoo in the nation's capital.


ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- In this case, Elvis isn't the king of rock-and-roll. He's a king cobra snake and now Elvis is back. A woman in the Orlando, Florida, area heard hissing coming from under a clothes dryer in her garage. The sound was from a king cobra snake that had been missing for more than a month. Three animal control officers used special tongs to capture the 10-foot-long serpent. The snake was returned to owner Mike Kennedy, who lives about a-half mile from where it was found. Kennedy has also pleaded not guilty to a misdemeanor charge for failing to immediately report the snake missing.

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