Old Dog, New Tricks - 08/14/14

  If you read this blog with any regularity, then you've heard me talk about my dogs from time to time.  Despite tonight's title... this blog isn't about my fur babies.
   Instead, it's about *this* old dog and some new duties placed on my plate.  We recently started a new 5:30pm newscast.  I'm so glad we can offer you news as it happens in the afternoons now.  With this newscast, comes real time traffic reports.  We hope this is helpful as you begin your commute home or if you're waiting on someone to arrive.  You can even stream our news if you're driving by clicking  m.fox17.com/stream
    With that said, guess who gets to do the traffic?  My colleague Scott Couch and me.  The only problem is, I'm directionally challenged.  I can't find my way out of a wet paper sack.  I get lost going to the break room.  It's just not my thing.  I'm good at investigative reports, uncovering government waste, misspending, consumer news, and more.... but traffic?  I'm woefully ill equipped. 
    Thankfully, Scott and I had a pow wow about this and he likes doing traffic.  He's spent most of his career here in Middle Tennessee and knows every back road, every street, every alternate route...every everything.  In fact, when we attend events together, he always drives because I know he can get us there in THE most expeditious fashion.
     So, here's what we've worked out.  Scott will do the traffic bit most of the time, but when he's off... this old dog has to step in and try the new trick. 
     It's not that I can't embrace new things.  Heck I've learned to wake board this year in my 40's and learned how to embed links in my blog like this one about how I need  The Map Lady  just to get to the grocery store.   So, yes I do like to learn new things and try to learn a new skill or two every few months. 
     But when it comes to Old Dogs and New traffic Tricks... hmmmm...  I'm working to get around this roadblock.

 

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UPS-HOLIDAY HIRING

ATLANTA (AP) -- What can brown do for you? Perhaps put some holiday cash in your pocket. UPS plans to hire up to 95,000 workers to help during the holiday rush. The Atlanta-based company says the positions will include package sorters, loaders, delivery helpers and drivers. Last year, a last-minute surge in holiday shipments drove up the shipper's costs and hurt its bottom line. UPS notes seasonal jobs have long served as a path to a permanent gig.

HASH OIL EXPLOSIONS

DENVER (AP) -- Leave it to the pros -- when making hash oil. That's the issue facing the Denver City Council. Pot is legal in Colorado, which has given rise to homemade cannabis extracts. There have been a number of explosion caused by amateurs using butane or other gases to make the potent pot concentrates. The Denver Post reports a council committee will take up the issue again next week. Under the proposal, some homemade hash oil production would still be allowed using safer methods.

TELLTALE TATTOO

FREDERICK, Md. (AP) -- It's probably not a good idea to rip-off the tattoo parlor where you got your ink. Police in Frederick, Maryland, report the owner of Classic Electric Tattoo recognized a suspect caught on security video. The tattoo shop was broken into and two guns and a several cellphones and other electronics were stolen. The News-Post of Frederick reports the tattoo artist recognized his work on the suspect's forearm. The man was busted last week and is charged with burglary and theft.

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CANDY STOLEN

ALTOONA, Pa. (AP) -- A sweet tooth and a full bladder are now legal issues for a Pennsylvania man. Police in Altoona say a couple saw a man with his pants down peeing outside their home. The couple was leaving their house so the husband could drive his wife to work. When he returned 20 minutes later, he found an open window. The man told officers only Chick-O-Sticks were missing from their candy bowl. Police say 29-year-old Earl Munoz is the man who was relieving himself. According to officers, Munoz had a Chick-O-Stick wrapper in his pocket and two small bags of cocaine. The Altoona Mirror reports Munoz now faces a hearing later this month on a burglary charge.

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