Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Bum Off - 11/04/13
Not a day goes by without our kids saying something that is fall on the floor funny.
Take this weekend for example. My sweet daughter was reading her Bible. She recently attended Bible Blast at church and they gave her a new one, so she's been reading independently these last few weeks. I walk into her room and she says, "Mom, I feel like I'm reading another language." I said, "I know honey, it seems like that in some parts of the Bible." She then says, "You know what. If you hand me a highlighter right now, I can correct ALL of these run-on sentences." ROFLMBO
Just a few weeks ago at breakfast, she says, "Mom, did Nana & Papa have a car when you were little?" Without skipping a beat, my husband chimes in: "Nope, just a horse and buggy." Really? Does my daughter really think I'm THAT old? Doesn't she know the 40's are the new 30's? I know we had kids late in life, but geez. What's she going to say when we're 60? ROFLMBO
My son is funny too. One day he woke up in a grumpy mood. I said, "You woke up on the wrong side of the bed." He declared, "I did not. I was in the middle." ROFLMBO
And this one happened several years ago when he was in preschool, but it still makes us laugh. We had gotten KFC on Sunday for a picnic & hike on the Natchez Trace. We had some leftover so I packed a chicken leg in his Monday lunch. His teacher said, "Did you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken?" With such innocence he said, "No, I got this in Franklin, Tennessee." ROFLMBO
Then there was the time my parents pulled out a very ripe banana to eat. He says, "Does that have caramel on it?" ROFLMBO
Finally, one more from this weekend. We're at dinner Saturday night and my husband, like many men, has an Adam's Apple. My daughter says, "Daddy, can you make your Applebee go down?" ROFLMBO
I feel so blessed to have these little laughter makers under my roof.